1. Play sports in high school , get good grades, make mom and dad proud.

2. Graduate college.

3. Get job.

4. Get married.

5. Buy house.

6. Buy dog.

7. Have kids.

8. Budget.

9. Live through kids.

10. Take vacation once a year.

11. Maybe get divorced.

12. Retire.

13. Die.

14. Take lots of pictures for Instagram along the way.

By Cole Schafer.

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