Sex on the beach.

Sex on the beach serves as a good reminder that some things in life are better off dreams than reality. When you close your eyes and think about having sex with a sun-kissed islander on an empty picture-perfect beach, it might seem sexy. However, the reality is anything but. 

Sand gets in places where sand isn't meant to be. If you're not careful, a crab or two gets thrown into the mix. And, whoever got the short end of the stick walks away with sand worn extra raw ass cheeks. 

The lesson?

Be sure the reality is as good as the dream. 

By Cole Schafer.

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Cole Schafer